SCRIBBLENAUTICAL GRETA HAYES

riseoftheguardian:

i honestly can’t even hear the words “tri-state area” without thinking of phineas & ferb

mariofartwii:

getting captchas right

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ajrulez130:

riseabovedefeat:

People with anxiety:

  • Know the worry is irrational
  • Want to calm down but can’t
  • Hate the fact that breathing feels like you are trying to breathe rocks instead of air
  • Feel like they are drowning and suffocating.  Telling them to just take a breath and calm down doesnt help.
  • Want to stop shaking but can’t control their limbs.
  • Just plain feel horrible and embarrassed.

Now I kinda understand anxiety from my friends a little

deliverusfromsburb:

Yesterday my friends and I talked about a bunch of weird Homestuck stuff including how awkward it must have been for Karkat to explain the revival process to Jade and one person started singing “Kiss the Girl”

and I realized

Karkat is a crab

eteo:

zmezagain:

totallycrazed:

davidsonstrider:

for anon
original image by xamag

HER PERIOD DESCENDED 

Mind Fuck

lets go surfing

eteo:

zmezagain:

totallycrazed:

davidsonstrider:

for anon

original image by xamag

HER PERIOD DESCENDED 

Mind Fuck

lets go surfing

tateyarna-ayano:

finDING GOOD QUALITY STUFF FOR SUPER CHEA P

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zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

frankenclown:

ok so with my last doodle, a couple of people were saying things like ‘so we’re going to forget that he becomes murderous when sober?’ 
the answer is HE DOESN’T.
i decided to make this quick sketch to briefly explain some crucial events that happened that most people seem to ignore/forget/skim right over.

frankenclown:

ok so with my last doodle, a couple of people were saying things like ‘so we’re going to forget that he becomes murderous when sober?’ 

the answer is HE DOESN’T.

i decided to make this quick sketch to briefly explain some crucial events that happened that most people seem to ignore/forget/skim right over.

missespeon:

my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen

me: but its dark and scary

The Signs thoughts

12-stars:

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

stopheterophobia:

please watch your language when you talk about children. they are not animals, they are not natural disasters, they are not evil little monsters, they’re just tiny people who are 100% dependent on the adults in their lives and i find it disturbing that people think it’s hilarious and cute to talk about how much they hate them